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上次無意造訪了JK羅琳的簡陋網站
就是這裡
看到裡面有太多好笑的F.A.Q以及rumors解答
不囉唆 先來個幾則 
首先是問與答
Q1:
Are you going to kill any more characters?
Yes, sorry.

Q2:
Will Arthur Weasley be the new Minister for Magic?
Alas, no.

Q3:
Is Tom Riddle the Half-Blood Prince?
Well, as Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, and Voldemort is NOT the Half-Blood Prince… do I really need to answer this?

Q4:
In 'Prisoner of Azkaban', why couldn't the Ministry of Magic have sent Sirius an owl, and then followed it, to find him?
Just as wizards can make buildings unplottable, they can also make themselves untraceable. Voldemort would have been found long ago if it had been as simple as sending him an owl!

下面是他對Rumours的澄清 更好笑!
R1:
Snape was hiding under the Invisibility Cloak on the night the Potters died
No, he wasn't.

R2:
Peter Pettigrew's silver hand will be used to kill Remus Lupin
Nice idea, clearly predicated on the legend that only a silver bullet can kill a werewolf – but incorrect.

R3:
Mrs. Norris is an unregistered Animagus
No, she's just an intelligent (and unpleasant) cat.

R4:
The Sorting Hat is a Horcrux
No, it isn't. Horcruxes do not draw attention to themselves by singing songs in front of large audiences.

R5:
Nicolas Flamel is going to come to Hogwarts to teach potions
Flamel has now died; Dumbledore explained in ‘Philosopher’s Stone’ that his old friend was going to choose death rather than allow his stone to fall into the wrong hands.

R6:
Professor Dumbledore is Harry's real grandfather/close relative of some description.
If Dumbledore had been Harry's grandfather, why on earth would he have been sent to live with the Dursleys?

R7:
Voldemort is Harry's real father/grandfather/close relative of some description
No, no, no, no, no. You lot have been watching much too much Star Wars. James is DEFINITELY Harry's father. Doesn't everybody Harry meets say 'you look just like your father'? And hasn't Dumbledore already told Harry that Voldemort is the last surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin? Just to clarify - this means that Harry is NOT a descendent of Salazar Slytherin.

R8:
Lily Potter is still alive
No, afraid not.
Lily Potter Was Once a Death Eater
How dare you?!

R9:
Neville Longbottom is Peter Pettigrew's son
See response for 'Lily Potter was a Death Eater' above.

R10:
Harry will be asked to become Minister of Magic in book seven
Seventeen is much too young to enter politics.

是不是超有趣的!!!
JK羅琳真的是非常witty的一個作家
很enjoy看他用極簡的話回答這些充滿想像力的rumors 哈

不過其實也有很多人問出了很有深意或是觀察入微的問題
像是點出一些我看了也覺得非常有理的點
或是點出JK羅琳自己粗心犯錯的點
EX:
為什麼弗雷跟喬治之前用劫盜地圖的時候沒有發現彼德佩迪魯?
JK's answer: 
因為弗雷跟喬治不是生活在那個世代的人
所以除非他們的父母有提過 他們當然不會很熟悉彼德佩迪魯這個名字
就算他們知道這個名字 在幾百個小點中也不一定找的到他
畢竟他們主要的用途是用地圖來看秘徑的

see?羅琳回答的多麼的正經且理所當然
就像是一切都在他掌控之中一樣
真的好可怕又好炫喔
腦中有一個完整魔法世界的女人

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